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1 An American man and a Soviet man are arguing over who has more freedom.
The American says, “I can walk up to The White House and yell ‘Reagan is a disgrace’, and nobody can do anything about it.”
The Soviet man says, “I can do the same thing! I can walk up to the Kremlin and yell “Reagan is a disgrace’, and nobody can do anything about it.”
2 Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
3 Two Russians are queueing up for bread in Red Square.
‘Screw this’, says one, ‘I’m going to go and shoot Yeltsin’ and he storms off towards the Kremlin.
Fifteen minutes later he returns and silently re-joins the queue.‘Well?’ asks his friend. ‘Did you shoot Yeltsin?
‘No chance. The queue was twice as long as this one’.
4 A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
5 Elderly Man: “Father, during the war I allowed a Jewish refugee to live in my attic.”
Priest: “I do not see anything wrong with that. You helped a poor soul survive the war.”
Elderly Man: “I collected rent from him for every month that he stayed.”
Priest: “That’s not a good thing you did, but it was for a good cause. You helped him survive.”
Elderly Man: “Should I tell him the war is over?”
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Our awesome app also has a collection of funny public domain comics. To date, it boasts more than sixteen hundred pages of awesome comics produced by the best comic book artists of 20th century.
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